「そうそう。せめて２階にも増やして欲しい・・・ってなんでお前がここにいる！？」「なんでって、そんなん決まってるやんか。一緒に連れションするためや」

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"I know, right? The least they could do is put one on the second floor, too... Wait a mo! Why are you following me!?" "The 'why' is pretty obvious, don't you think? We're going to the bathroom together."