忘れずに出席者の員数をかぞえなさい。

tbd

Don't forget to count how many people attend.

いつも、いつも員数合わせなどと言われないで、たまには嘘でも良いから一騎当千の兵と言ってほしいよ。

tbd

You always ask me to join your team because you need one more guy. Come on - just once I'd like you to say it's because I alone am worth ten of them - even if it is a lie.