幼なじみが春から大阪の大学に行くらしい。

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Apparently an old friend of mine is going to a university in Osaka in Spring.

実も結ぶが、挿し木でも根付くらしい？

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It bears fruit, but it seems it may even set root from cuttings?

ただし、安全日だからって、中出ししても妊娠しないというわけではないらしいです。

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However, it seems that just because it's a 'low risk day' doesn't mean that you won't get pregnant from intravaginal ejaculation.

何か重い兇器でやられたらしく、頭蓋骨は粉砕された。

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His head had been shattered by a savage blow from some heavy weapon.

余談だが、この念発火能力のことをパイロキネシスというらしい。

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By the by, this ability to will fire into existence is apparently called pyrokinesis.

魔術師サラ。人は彼女を『大魔導師』とか呼ぶらしい。

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The magician Sarah. Apparently people call her "The Great Mage" or some such.

君らしくないかも知れないが、せめて礼儀くらい守ったらどうだ。

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You could at least try to be a bit more polite, even though it's not like you.

ｉＰｏｄ nano は音質がいいらしい。

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Apparently the iPod nano has good sound.

さまざまな才能に恵まれて、なんでもそつなくこなす姉にとって、平々凡々たる俺の存在はひどく許せないものらしい。

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For my multi-talented sister, able do anything with ease, it seems that my commonplace self is something whose existence she finds very hard to forgive.

波風を鎮めるにはチーズケーキのお土産が良いらしいですよ。

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A gift of cheesecake is apparently good to soothe discord.