今の、ゼッタイなんか邪なこと考えてたでしょ。

tbd

I just bet you were thinking something perverse just now.

絶対トイレの蓋を開けたままにするなよ。

tbd

Whatever you do don't leave the lid up on the toilet!

まさか惚れたんですか。認めん、認めんぞ。あの男を義弟になるなんて、僕は絶対いやです！

tbd

You haven't fallen in love, have you!? I won't have it! Having that man become my brother-in-law; I absolutely hate that!

これは絶対、情けは人のためならず！いいことしたからご褒美なんだよ！

tbd

This is definitely, 'The good you do for others is good you do yourself'! It's a reward because I was helpful!

あいつ、絶対ペーパータオル使わないんだぜ。地球に優しいやつってことだよな。

tbd

She never uses paper towels. She is such a tree hugger, you know.

彼女と一緒にいると絶対退屈しないよ。

tbd

You will never get bored in her company.

彼は絶対ワインには手をつけなかった。

tbd

他绝对没动过酒。

He never touched wine.

彼の言うことは絶対正しい。

tbd

What he says is absolutely correct.

What he says is gospel.

絶対無理だね。

tbd

It's impossible.

No way.

絶対確実だ。

tbd

There is no doubt.